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Nº 071
14 MAY 2026
Canvas Collapsed at Finals Week
Instructure's Canvas breach was bad before the ransomware pressure campaign. Then it hit again during finals week, and the company wound up making a deal with the hackers so schools would not have to.
4 MIN READ
Nº 069
14 MAY 2026
OpenAI Got Hit Upstream. That’s the Part That Matters.
OpenAI says no user data or model IP was compromised in the TanStack attack. Good. The more useful takeaway is that frontier AI labs are now exposed to the same boring dependency failures as everybody else.
4 MIN READ
Nº 068
13 MAY 2026
Colorado Gutted Its Own AI Law. The Vote Was 57-6.
Colorado spent two years building America's first meaningful AI transparency law — one that required companies to explain how algorithms make life-altering decisions. Then they replaced it with a notification email you'll ignore. Governor Polis signs it today.
3 MIN READ
Nº 067
13 MAY 2026
Sony Paid $3.6 Billion for Bungie. The Bill Just Came Due.
Sony has now written down $765 million of its Bungie acquisition — $565 million in the most recent quarter alone. The analyst who covers the deal says there's more coming. The mistake wasn't Bungie. It was panic.
3 MIN READ
Nº 066
13 MAY 2026
The OpenAI Trial Finally Said the Quiet Part Out Loud
Week 2 of Musk v. Altman produced testimony that no legal brief could have written better — Musk's inner circle on the stand, a story about inheritance, and closing arguments Thursday on a $1 trillion IPO.
3 MIN READ
Nº 065
13 MAY 2026
Nintendo Handed You the Bill for the AI Memory Shortage
The Switch 2 just jumped from $449.99 to $499.99. Nintendo says the AI data center boom is eating global memory chips. The stock market answered with an 8% single-day drop and a lowered sales forecast.
3 MIN READ
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